WTF Server is this NOT!
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WTF Server is this NOT!
I'm dating a chick for three weeks, sleeping with her, etc. We go to a swingers club tonight, all set up to go to an afterparty with 2x mega hot chicks... she's way too wasted, puking in my truck. Last night she admits she's a cam girl, doing things on camera with dudes on the interwebz, and I'm like "whatever" and then I get the feeling something is not exactly right with this fucking broads head. Anyway, I get her home after she passed out in my truck... wondering what the smell is in my truck... that's no ordinary puke.... that must be that industrial waste type puke... but I discover what it is later. I carry her from the truck in my arms... up the stairs, into my bed. I'm fucking smoke because I'm not exactly sober at this point. I pull her boots off, then go to undo her pants and pull them off....... strictly for her comfort. FULL STOP. I know what the smell was now.... she shit her fucking pants in my truck. I carried her shitty ass, oozing shit from her britches all the way from the truck, through the door, up the stairs, and across my place, smearing shit all across my shirt.
Round two. I'm fucking pissed. I was going to be having this wild fucking orgy tonight, but shitty ass fucked it all up with her drunkenness. So, her phone is ringing off the hook... ten fucking dudes ringing her phone. Fucking vegas! I wrote the numbers down, texted all of them in mass, and told them what was up. One of them happen to be her boyfriend with whom she is in a long distance relationship with..
Ok, shitty ass is out of the shower, after I woke her up and put her on the phone with her boyfiend. Now I have to kick her out.
This, my friends, is not a dream.
Round two. I'm fucking pissed. I was going to be having this wild fucking orgy tonight, but shitty ass fucked it all up with her drunkenness. So, her phone is ringing off the hook... ten fucking dudes ringing her phone. Fucking vegas! I wrote the numbers down, texted all of them in mass, and told them what was up. One of them happen to be her boyfriend with whom she is in a long distance relationship with..
Ok, shitty ass is out of the shower, after I woke her up and put her on the phone with her boyfiend. Now I have to kick her out.
This, my friends, is not a dream.
101Pathfinder- Colonel
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Re: WTF Server is this NOT!
you know if you got together with her now probably EX.... this would make a great movie. LOL ... i get 10% just sayin...
=WMW=Watford- Master Sergeant
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Re: WTF Server is this NOT!
Fuck dude.... I am Impressed... Carrying her shitty ass (literally) into your bed....
=WMW=Leroy1000123- Chief Warrant Officer - 2
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